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Not Florida but may as well be:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A chaotic video captured in Cambridge starts with car crash and ends with naked man pinned in snow <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cambridge?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#Cambridge</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Ontario?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#Ontario</a> <a href="https://t.co/5wBC3UMC33">pic.twitter.com/5wBC3UMC33</a></p>&mdash; blogTO (@blogTO) <a href="">March 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

forking awesome.
 
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man who went by the nickname “the Monkey Whisperer” pleaded guilty Wednesday to illegally transporting and selling primates, including a species considered endangered……

 
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Sometimes you have to thin the herd, Darwin usually wins..
hrough the investigation, it was determined that Vining and Broad were taking turns shooting at each other while wearing a vest which contained a form of body armor," BPD said in the statement. "Vining shot at Broad while he was wearing the vest and he was struck."
Sucks they are teens, but at 17, they should know better...


 
FARGO, N.D. (AP) — A Florida man linked to dozens of motorized golf cart thefts in the Upper Midwest was sentenced Tuesday to two years in federal prison.

The FBI began investigating Nathan Rodney Nelson in July 2019 after the Cass County Sheriff’s Office in Fargo, North Dakota, asked for help in solving a series of golf cart thefts starting in 2017 in the Dakotas, Minnesota and Wisconsin.

Nelson, a former Minnesota resident living in Apollo Beach, Florida, was eventually arrested in June 2020 while he was caught trying to steal golf carts from a dealer in Donalsonville, Georgia. He also was carrying pre-printed serial number labels and burglary tools, according to court documents.

Investigators say he stole at least 63 golf carts in seven states, worth at least $283,500…..

 
Who in the fork stabs a dolphin???
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Wildlife officials in Florida are investigating the mysterious death of a bottlenose dolphin that was recovered on a beach with an apparent stab wound to the head.

The mammal, which was found on Fort Myers beach in the south-west of the state on 24 March, is believed to have been killed deliberately, probably while it was being fed illegally by humans.


“Based on the shape, size and characteristics of the wound, it is suspected that the dolphin was impaled while in a begging position,” the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (Noaa) said in a statement.

“Begging is not a natural behavior for dolphins and is frequently associated with illegal feeding.”

The dolphin was an adult lactating female, and was above water with its mouth open when it was attacked, NBC News reported. Its carcass was recovered by the Florida fish and wildlife commission, whose officers passed details on to Noaa.

“A necropsy, non-human autopsy, revealed the dolphin was impaled in the head with a spear-like object while alive,” the Noaa statement said.

“Further examination indicated the wound, above the right eye, was inflicted before the animal died. The animal appeared to have died from the trauma, which occurred at or near the time of death.”

The agency is seeking information about the incident and has an enforcement hotline where tips can be left anonymously..........

 
There was another one where people were trying to ride a beached dolphin - it ended up dying. I thought it was around here somewhere, but I can't find the news story.

I hope there were idiots that recorded that and some of the people responsible can be identified.
 

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