All things Florida Man (1 Viewer)

[Sailorsaint]

An Eastern Iowa man is facing felony charges after police say he beat seagulls with a shovel on a Florida beach.

Police said Paul Flaucher, 30, Jesup, badly injured one of the seagulls, breaking its wing..........

MSN

He beat seagulls, plural, with a shovel and only succeeded in injurying one? Weak
FYI, do you know what IOWA stands for?
Idiots Out Walking Around.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A 19-year-old South Florida woman who fled from law enforcement in the Florida Keys on Thursday told the deputy who caught up to her that getting arrested was on her “bucket list.”…..

Deputy: Reckless driver said arrest was on her bucket list

A 19-year-old South Florida woman who fled from law enforcement in the Florida Keys on Thursday told the deputy who caught up to her that getting arrested was on her “bucket list." She was charged with fleeing and eluding, Monroe County Sheriff's officials said.

apnews.com

 

[NewOrleansFan]

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

www.yahoo.com

 

[0rion]

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

www.yahoo.com

Some risks are worth taking

 

[Sailorsaint]

Some risks are worth taking

I don't know about you, but it's never been THAT good.

 

[DaveXA]

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

www.yahoo.com

Nearly? So...like, halfway castrated?

 

[0rion]

I don't know about you, but it's never been THAT good.

There isn't a version that's bad and they're all worth risking a head on collision.

 

[Sailorsaint]

There isn't a version that's bad and they're all worth risking a head on collision.

Good enough for it to be your last one?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

www.yahoo.com

footage of incident

 

[0rion]

Good enough for it to be your last one?

I been married 20 years......

 

[The Nomad]

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

www.yahoo.com

Literally right out of Neil Gaiman's American Gods as well.

 

[FL_Saint]

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

www.yahoo.com

Wasn't me . . .

 

[SoggyBottomBoy]

Wasn't me . . .

...he says in a high-pitched, soprano tone...

 

[0rion]

...he says in a high-pitched, soprano tone...

How do you know he was the driver? Haha

 

[Optimus Prime]

A Florida man who mistook an alligator for a dog on a leash is expected to make a full recovery after being badly beaten by the 7ft-long reptile.

Authorities in the state said the encounter began in the early hours of the morning after a man near a motel in North Port spotted what he thought was a dog in the bushes…..

Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking reptile for ‘dog with a long leash’

Man is expected to make full recovery after an alligator hiding in bushes bit him on the leg

www.theguardian.com