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[Tapxe]

Louder for the Eeyores in the back lol...

Rock the Cachaça in the One and Only Caipirinha

A popular and refreshing drink, the caipirinha features Brazil's cachaça. The recipe is very simple, so grab a lime and some sugar, and mix it up.

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Could have been worse. Could have meant Capybara's the rodent. Too many would indeed make one ill, but somehow it seems worse that way.

 

[oysters]

One bathroom in my house has a sqautty potty and a bidet. It’s my official poop bathroom and I love it. You do have to take care not to turn it up to 11 or you’ll find the water shooting out your nose.

If you think about it, using only toilet paper is gross. If I threw a turd on your arm, would you just use a dry paper towel to wipe it off?! I heard this somewhere:: using only toilet paper is like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet with just a paper towel

 

[jboss]

It really does get up in there. And I mean inside of you. It might be one of those "you have to get used to it" things. But, *sigh*, I dunno man.

 

[Eeyore]

One bathroom in my house has a sqautty potty and a bidet. It’s my official poop bathroom and I love it. You do have to take care not to turn it up to 11 or you’ll find the water shooting out your nose.

If you think about it, using only toilet paper is gross. If I threw a turd on your arm, would you just use a dry paper towel to wipe it off?! I heard this somewhere:: using only toilet paper is like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet with just a paper towel

If I had a nickel...

 

[Madmarsha]

 

[texasjefe]

In our youth, we called these 'comfort stations.'

 

[MSUSousaphone]

Bidets are amazing. It sucks to travel now. I feel so forever unclean. Then I get home to my bidet and all is right with the world again.

But man. Just wait until it's below freezing outside and you don't have a fancy warming bidet. It chills you to your spleen.

 

[Eeyore]

Bidets are amazing. It sucks to travel now. I feel so forever unclean. Then I get home to my bidet and all is right with the world again.

But man. Just wait until it's below freezing outside and you don't have a fancy warming bidet. It chills you to your spleen.

I've heard of people chilling their vagus nerve to the point that they pass out. I can't vouch for that, but it does get uncomfortable. I bought what I need to hook up to hot water, but I'd have to turn it down at the water heater or I'd burn my bacon.

 

[oysters]

I've heard of people chilling their vagus nerve to the point that they pass out. I can't vouch for that, but it does get uncomfortable. I bought what I need to hook up to hot water, but I'd have to turn it down at the water heater or I'd burn my bacon.

Mine isn't hook to hot water. My thought was i have to run my hot tap for a bit to get the hot water to come through and i don't spend THAT much time blasting my bagel with the bidet!

 

[Nisey55]

I barfed in one in Rio de Janeiro at the luxury apartment Chevron put my ex-boyfriend up in back in 2009 after a few too many caipirinha’s.

Niiiice.
I don't think I've ever barfed anywhere that classy.

 

[Nisey55]

Baby wipes people, no enemas required.

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

blasting my bagel with the bidet!

Been looking for a new band name, thanks !

 

[Eeyore]

Baby wipes people, no enemas required.

Not flushing that.

 

[Terrence]

We are a house of bidets. In fact, its become our go-to gift to friends and family. You have no idea how dirty you are without one, until you have one. There is no replacement for a warm seat + water in winter, that just the tap ones. No one has ever said it was wrong thing after using.

I just had to replace a round bowel tolilet with elongated and had to buy a new brand.

The bidet has a dryer setting and it will run for a set period to be sure you are dry or you use a few squares of TP to dry off.

There is a lot we do right in this country but this is one we have very very wrong.

 

[oysters]

Baby wipes people, no enemas required.

Not septic safe no matter what they tell you on the package.