Birds: Nature's ***holes (1 Viewer)

[superchuck500]

I hate birds. Just putting that out there.




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[cdogg]

The second video was the best.

 

[efil4stnias]

The second video was the best.

Mwagpoys.

lol

its magpie....no wonder he cant stand you.

no one can

 

[superchuck500]

Mwagpoys.

lol

its magpie....no wonder he cant stand you.

no one can

And stop riding your bike around schools - it's creepy. Go get a job.

 

[Brennan77]

The eyes don't work!

 

[Zack Lee]

I hate birds. Just putting that out there.


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kid got off lucky.


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[superchuck500]

kid got off lucky.


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I fully endorse the live consumption of any bird by any other animal - including another bird.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Mockingbirds are the worst! The regularly 'dive' at me and the guide dogs when we take walks, etc. About a month ago, every night for about 2 weeks I would hear a bird in a tree outside my bedroom window chirping and singing relentlessly ALL night long. I was like TF is this?? What bird besides an owl stays up all night singing? So one night, at 4 am, after 2 weeks of not getting any sleep I Googled it. Apparently that's what male mockingbirds do until they find a mate. Chirp all night effing long.

Not to mention the birds that poo on my car. I hate them too.

 

[superchuck500]

Mockingbirds are the worst! The regularly 'dive' at me and the guide dogs when we take walks, etc. About a month ago, every night for about 2 weeks I would hear a bird in a tree outside my bedroom window chirping and singing relentlessly ALL night long. I was like TF is this?? What bird besides an owl stays up all night singing? So one night, at 4 am, after 2 weeks of not getting any sleep I Googled it. Apparently that's what male mockingbirds do until they find a mate. Chirp all night effing long.

Not to mention the birds that poo on my car. I hate them too.

Was your next google search "how to kill male mockingbird"?

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Was your next google search "how to kill male mockingbird"?

It was at that moment I wished I had a shotgun. Since you mentioned it, I did make a Facebook post that night that said "To Kill a Mockingbird. At 4 a.m. The one outside my window who hasn't shut up for days!"

 

[superchuck500]

It was at that moment I wished I had a shotgun. Since you mentioned it, I did make a Facebook post that night that said "To Kill a Mockingbird. At 4 a.m. The one outside my window who hasn't shut up for days!"

I have a friend who woke up on morning after a storm to find that a rooster had been blown into her backyard. It's now about six months later and she is always posting about how the rooster is still there and crows every morning before 5am.

That would be a dead rooster in my yard.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

for aesthetic reasons alone, i must counter
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[Severum]

I hate birds. Just putting that out there.

Ospreys are cool

 

[keepoursaints]

But do the eyes work?

 

[keepoursaints]

I have a friend who woke up on morning after a storm to find that a rooster had been blown into her backyard. It's now about six months later and she is always posting about how the rooster is still there and crows every morning before 5am.

That would be a dead rooster in my yard.

The only tough decision I would have had to make would be whether to start the grease or light the coals.