Darwin Award Winners (3 Viewers)

[Paul]

WTH kind of cigarettes are y'all smoking. My sheets are packed in as tight as they're gonna get.

If you don't tap them, then what happens? How did I smoke 25 years worth of cigs without EVER tapping? How did I pull that off

I don’t know anything about smoking, but have you been doing cigarettes or cigaweed?

 

[kizzy821]

I don’t know anything about smoking, but have you been doing cigarettes or cigaweed?

Cigarettes!

You can trust my theory. It has been proven. I provided Exhibit A and everything.

I suspect 'packing tobacco' is in the same vein as my grandma sliding cardboard under our arses to prevent hemorrhoids when we sat on the porch as kids

 

[SystemShock]

I buy them by the carton. Conducted my own experiment. Identify the tapped one. #IgotTimeToday

You are not tapping hard enough, or tapping them wrong.

 

[Crzycjunx76]

Cigarettes!

You can trust my theory. It has been proven. I provided Exhibit A and everything.

I suspect 'packing tobacco' is in the same vein as my grandma sliding cardboard under our arses to prevent hemorrhoids when we sat on the porch as kids

What sort of smokes? When i got American Spirits packing was unnecessary as they were densley packed to start with. However, Camels were loosely packed and packing them made a substantial difference, and a red spot on the palm.

 

[kizzy821]

What sort of smokes? When i got American Spirits packing was unnecessary as they were densley packed to start with. However, Camels were loosely packed and packing them made a substantial difference, and a red spot on the palm.

Oh man, I couldn't even remember all the cigarette brands I've smoked over the years. In the beginning, I needed to try them all to figure out my favorite, but it changes as the tastes of the cigarette changes. For the last few years, I've been smoking Camel Crush with the menthol ball in the filter.

Those are the ones used in my successful experiment

 

[evilsaint]

Cigarettes!

You can trust my theory. It has been proven. I provided Exhibit A and everything.

I suspect 'packing tobacco' is in the same vein as my grandma sliding cardboard under our arses to prevent hemorrhoids when we sat on the porch as kids

Exhibit A only displays your lack of skill, to which I alluded...

 

[kizzy821]

You are not tapping hard enough, or tapping them wrong.

There's no way you have to pack the tobacco in a cigarette before smoking it by violently smacking it against your palms. Or else the tobacco falls out while smoking? What.

People do it, but they don't have to.

 

[Paul]

If this is real, that’s freakin’ brutal.

 

[kizzy821]

Exhibit A only displays your lack of skill, to which I alluded...

Go tap a cigarette.

 

[evilsaint]

There's no way you have to pack the tobacco in a cigarette before smoking it by violently smacking it against your palms. Or else the tobacco falls out while smoking? What.

People do it, but they don't have to.

People put salt on their food, but they don't have to. It makes it better.

 

[evilsaint]

Go tap a cigarette.

Long since quit, but I understand physics.

 

[kizzy821]

People put salt on their food, but they don't have to. It makes it better.

But you don't need to put salt on Cheetos.

And if you do, just say you like doing it. No need to justify it with some bogus explanation.

 

[evilsaint]

But you don't need to put salt on Cheetos.

And if you do, just say you like doing it. No need to justify it with some bogus explanation.

If cheetos are the barometer of your palette, there's no point in ever talking to you again.

 

[kizzy821]

Long since quit, but I understand physics.

All talk

 

[kizzy821]

If cheetos are the barometer of your palette, there's no point in ever talking to you again.

Don't tease me and not follow through.