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[Madmarsha]

Yeah just being silly on the internet. It helps. So thanks to those who oblige me.

I'm "drunk" on $5 Fridays 32 ounce Smoothie Kings!!!!!

 

[kizzy821]

lol, no, it's just that you said mate and suddenly I thought I was hearing a "continental" vibe.

I must go full Australian when I drink

 

[0rion]

I quit smoking back in 2004 or 2005. We called it "packing" the cigarettes and we didn't tap them. Before removing the plastic, would smack the top side of the pack pretty hard against the palm of the other hand 10-20 times and there was a fairly sizeable difference between packed and unpacked cigarettes. When packed, there was a gap between the end of the paper and where the tobacco started

The reason for it was that the smoldering tip (the cherry) of the cigarette had a greater chance of falling off the cigarette completely when tapping the ashes off if the cigarette was unpacked. Didn't have that issue with well packed cigs

I was a pack a day smoker up until 2003 when my first kid was born. A packed cigarette burns slower....at least that's why I always packed them. Done properly you can get a solid 1/4" of pack on them.

 

[Madmarsha]

I must go full Australian when I drink

When I drank beer and could get it on tap, I'd drink nothing but Fosters. That stuff would mess.me.up.

 

[gboudx]

kizzy’s posts seem too coherent to be drunk. It’s quite impressive.

 

[The Nomad]

This thread had promise... and delivered so unexpectantly.

 

[evilsaint]

Merl, I'm a grown up that lives in a place where cannabis is legal. That doesn't cover psychedelics, which I love, but nonetheless, you and your falcon can suck one, sir.

 

[saintmdterps]

When I drank beer and could get it on tap, I'd drink nothing but Fosters. That stuff would mess.me.up.

I would get the Foster's oilcans

 

[Zack Lee]

I’m just now coming to comment about a guy getting stabbed to death in the &@#$ by a cork and WTHHIH?

 

[Dago]

I am. Central time zone. I should've been advised everyone of my drinking hours.

Were you inviting or warning?

 

[dtc]

Y'all still talking about cigarettes?

Really.

In a conversation this long I figured all the smokers would be dead.

 

[bonnjer]

A Texas man bragged about stealing $50,000 from a Mexican drug cartel. He was kidnapped less than 2 hours later and is still missing.

Witnesses overheard Erik Tadeo Ramirez bragging on a phone call about stealing money from the Cartel del Noreste while he was at a house party.

www.yahoo.com

 

[DaveXA]

A Texas man bragged about stealing $50,000 from a Mexican drug cartel. He was kidnapped less than 2 hours later and is still missing.

Witnesses overheard Erik Tadeo Ramirez bragging on a phone call about stealing money from the Cartel del Noreste while he was at a house party.

www.yahoo.com

FAAFO, yeah.

 

[Saintman2884]

FAAFO, yeah.

Sort of a self-explanatory type of crime.

 

[antipop]

A Texas man bragged about stealing $50,000 from a Mexican drug cartel. He was kidnapped less than 2 hours later and is still missing.

Witnesses overheard Erik Tadeo Ramirez bragging on a phone call about stealing money from the Cartel del Noreste while he was at a house party.

www.yahoo.com