Karen Memes (5 Viewers)

[gboudx]

Not trying to be funny, but I think Kroger has an initiative to hire people with cognitive and mental disabilities. I'm happy they get to work and feel productive, but it's a little extra hassle when you need help or have an issue with something as a customer.

Kroger has good seafood and the best rotisserie chickens. So I deal.

Tom Thumb does too. The 1 near my house has a guy that talks to himself all day. He does all kinds of work there, bagging groceries, wrangling carts, cleaning the floors, etc. Over the years, I've seen some cashiers have a look of death on their face when he was bagging groceries for them, and others that had a more positive attitude about it. I mean, he would literally talk the entire time, never shut up; even bringing the other employee's names into his conversations. He would echo the PA announcements over and over and over and over. I know that one time the managers had to have a talk with him and his parents, because he would comment on what people bought. I was there in line to hear(paraphrasing), "the lady is buying tampons, what are tampons for, I've never seen a tampon, can you eat a tampon?" It took all my strength not to bust out laughing.

 

[kizzy821]

Tom Thumb does too. The 1 near my house has a guy that talks to himself all day. He does all kinds of work there, bagging groceries, wrangling carts, cleaning the floors, etc. Over the years, I've seen some cashiers have a look of death on their face when he was bagging groceries for them, and others that had a more positive attitude about it. I mean, he would literally talk the entire time, never shut up; even bringing the other employee's names into his conversations. He would echo the PA announcements over and over and over and over. I know that one time the managers had to have a talk with him and his parents, because he would comment on what people bought. I was there in line to hear(paraphrasing), "the lady is buying tampons, what are tampons for, I've never seen a tampon, can you eat a tampon?" It took all my strength not to bust out laughing.

You're better than me.

My #1 supreme weakness is not being able to hold in my laughter.

It escapes out the sides of my mouth despite my best efforts.

Weddings, funerals, jury duty, CEO presentations - I've loudly snickered at them all.

It's a damn curse.

 

[gummbo70114]

Tom Thumb does too. The 1 near my house has a guy that talks to himself all day. He does all kinds of work there, bagging groceries, wrangling carts, cleaning the floors, etc. Over the years, I've seen some cashiers have a look of death on their face when he was bagging groceries for them, and others that had a more positive attitude about it. I mean, he would literally talk the entire time, never shut up; even bringing the other employee's names into his conversations. He would echo the PA announcements over and over and over and over. I know that one time the managers had to have a talk with him and his parents, because he would comment on what people bought. I was there in line to hear(paraphrasing), "the lady is buying tampons, what are tampons for, I've never seen a tampon, can you eat a tampon?" It took all my strength not to bust out laughing.

Gee, sometimes the comedy right itself

 

[zatsnzapps]

You're better than me.

My #1 supreme weakness is not being able to hold in my laughter.

It escapes out the sides of my mouth despite my best efforts.

Weddings, funerals, jury duty, CEO presentations - I've loudly snickered at them all.

It's a damn curse.

I think I told this story here before.

Way back when Titanic was in theaters, there was a lass that had a crush on me. Her best friend was dating (later married) one of my really good friends and the three of us were friends separately before they started dating. She asked me if I would go on a double date with them and the lass. I said ok and the four of us went to see Titanic.

So, while the ship is going down, half of the full theater is in tears (was it a surprise, people?!) and I think my date was tearing up too. Then, this scene happened, and I full laughed out loud. Loudly. I don't recall if the *clunk* or the kicked football spin after that was funnier to me, but it was definitely the *clunk* that started it.

She was none too happy with me.

 

[kizzy821]

I think I told this story here before.

Way back when Titanic was in theaters, there was a lass that had a crush on me. Her best friend was dating (later married) one of my really good friends and the three of us were friends separately before they started dating. She asked me if I would go on a double date with them and the lass. I said ok and the four of us went to see Titanic.

So, while the ship is going down, half of the full theater is in tears (was it a surprise, people?!) and I think my date was tearing up too. Then, this scene happened, and I full laughed out loud. Loudly. I don't recall if the *clunk* or the kicked football spin after that was funnier to me, but it was definitely the *clunk* that started it.

She was none too happy with me.

I've seen that movie like 11 times so I knew exactly what scene it was before I even scrolled

 

[zatsnzapps]

I've seen that movie like 11 times so I knew exactly what scene it was before I even scrolled

I just started reading the youztoob comments and I'm apparently not the only one that did that in the theater.

 

[nolaspe]

I think I told this story here before.

Way back when Titanic was in theaters, there was a lass that had a crush on me. Her best friend was dating (later married) one of my really good friends and the three of us were friends separately before they started dating. She asked me if I would go on a double date with them and the lass. I said ok and the four of us went to see Titanic.

So, while the ship is going down, half of the full theater is in tears (was it a surprise, people?!) and I think my date was tearing up too. Then, this scene happened, and I full laughed out loud. Loudly. I don't recall if the *clunk* or the kicked football spin after that was funnier to me, but it was definitely the *clunk* that started it.

She was none too happy with me.

Same exact thing happened to me lol... After suffering through the movie just to please my then-girlfriend, I started howling when that dude hit the propeller... Needless to say, I got the silent treatment for the rest of the night (and multiple death stares from the people sitting around us lol)...

 

[nolaspe]

I just started reading the youztoob comments and I'm apparently not the only one that did that in the theater.

And I quote: "they guy spins more than the propellor when it worked" LOL

 

[zatsnzapps]

Same exact thing happened to me lol... After suffering through the movie just to please my then-girlfriend, I started howling when that dude hit the propeller... Needless to say, I got the silent treatment for the rest of the night (and multiple death stares from the people sitting around us lol)...

Oh yeah, the death stares from everyone around me. I'm pretty sure my buddy also laughed with me and the death eye daggers we were getting were palpable.

I don't regret it. I am what I am.

 

[nolaspe]

Oh yeah, the death stares from everyone around me. I'm pretty sure my buddy also laughed with me and the death eye daggers we were getting were palpable.

I don't regret it. I am what I am.

Lol, zero regrets from me as well...

 

[Goatman Saint]

I think I told this story here before.

Way back when Titanic was in theaters, there was a lass that had a crush on me. Her best friend was dating (later married) one of my really good friends and the three of us were friends separately before they started dating. She asked me if I would go on a double date with them and the lass. I said ok and the four of us went to see Titanic.

So, while the ship is going down, half of the full theater is in tears (was it a surprise, people?!) and I think my date was tearing up too. Then, this scene happened, and I full laughed out loud. Loudly. I don't recall if the *clunk* or the kicked football spin after that was funnier to me, but it was definitely the *clunk* that started it.

She was none too happy with me.

I cracked up at that scene. I am going to hell

 

[zatsnzapps]

I cracked up at that scene. I am going to hell

I'll bring the bottle, just bring a couple (or maybe a few more) glasses and we'll have a toast.

 

[Taurus]

I think I told this story here before.

Way back when Titanic was in theaters, there was a lass that had a crush on me. Her best friend was dating (later married) one of my really good friends and the three of us were friends separately before they started dating. She asked me if I would go on a double date with them and the lass. I said ok and the four of us went to see Titanic.

So, while the ship is going down, half of the full theater is in tears (was it a surprise, people?!) and I think my date was tearing up too. Then, this scene happened, and I full laughed out loud. Loudly. I don't recall if the *clunk* or the kicked football spin after that was funnier to me, but it was definitely the *clunk* that started it.

She was none too happy with me.

"Long pig!"

I said that at the theater during the scene where Hannibal Lecter breaks out of the cage and nearly got my wife (girlfriend then) and myself kicked out.
Laughter is contagious.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think I told this story here before.

Way back when Titanic was in theaters, there was a lass that had a crush on me. Her best friend was dating (later married) one of my really good friends and the three of us were friends separately before they started dating. She asked me if I would go on a double date with them and the lass. I said ok and the four of us went to see Titanic.

So, while the ship is going down, half of the full theater is in tears (was it a surprise, people?!) and I think my date was tearing up too. Then, this scene happened, and I full laughed out loud. Loudly. I don't recall if the *clunk* or the kicked football spin after that was funnier to me, but it was definitely the *clunk* that started it.

She was none too happy with me.

Just laughed out loud, or uncontrollably cracked up where you couldn’t stop if you wanted to?

 

[boutte]

I'm proud to say I've never seen the whole movie.