Millennials Killing Mayonnaise (1 Viewer)

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I gave up the sweet tea.....and it's slowly killing me. Hardest thing I've ever given up and I quit smoking 15 years ago. I will sneak one here and there when we go out to dinner but I stopped making it here at home. I used 2 cups of sugar per gallon so it was extra sweet. I would drink about a gallon a day so that was 2 cups of sugar every day. I can't drink it with reduced sugar....tried that so I just went cold turkey.
 
I just had a bloney ( yes.....that's the actual spelling of it) with miracle whip and a slice of American cheese on whole grain bread. It was fantastic.
 

The way she feels about mayo, I kinda feel that way about cotton balls. Don't make me touch a cotton ball please.

If there's cotton in a bottle of vitamins, I can get it out, but it's not pleasant, I don't like touching it. I have to grind my teeth to touch the cotton ball and get it out. I'm not kidding.
 
The way she feels about mayo, I kinda feel that way about cotton balls. Don't make me touch a cotton ball please.

If there's cotton in a bottle of vitamins, I can get it out, but it's not pleasant, I don't like touching it. I have to grind my teeth to touch the cotton ball and get it out. I'm not kidding.
I can relate
 
I’m trying to remember if I’ve ever encountered a cotton ball. I think my wife may have done some freaky tricks with them a few years ago that involved strawberry flavoring and glitter, and I may have accidentally ingested like 30 of them, but I can’t be sure. Maybe I’m thinking about marshmallows, safe words, and emergency rooms. :shrug:
 

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