Millennials Killing Mayonnaise (3 Viewers)

[guidomerkinsrules]

It literally costs no more money to make a peanut butter sandwich.. and at least a peanut butter sandwich is more civil.. add some slices of banana and it’s downright delightful.

Church

 

[Optimus Prime]

Senator Mark Warner making a mayonnaise sandwich with some tuna in it

Go to the 1 minute mark for the mayonnaise blast.

You may vomit in horror

that was waaaaay too much mayo

 

[Dago]

I’m trying to remember if I’ve ever encountered a cotton ball. I think my wife may have done some freaky tricks with them a few years ago that involved strawberry flavoring and glitter, and I may have accidentally ingested like 30 of them, but I can’t be sure. Maybe I’m thinking about marshmallows, safe words, and emergency rooms.

How do rabbits stay so quiet when they have sex?

The males have cotton balls

 

[Dago]

I like mayo because it has a mild flavor that doesn't overpower what you put it on. As far as I am concerned, if your burger needs ketchup than you probably have a crappy burger

 

[bigdaddysaints]

I like mayo because it has a mild flavor that doesn't overpower what you put it on. As far as I am concerned, if your burger needs ketchup than you probably have a crappy burger

so, you don't put mustard, tomato, onions or anything else on your burger? And if mayo is so mild tasting, why even bother with it at all?

 

[TXSAINTFAN]

Dukes!

 

[Tapxe]

that was waaaaay too much mayo

What do you expect, that's the first time that guy's ever had to make a tuna sandwich. He has no clue...

 

[Tapxe]

so, you don't put mustard, tomato, onions or anything else on your burger? And if mayo is so mild tasting, why even bother with it at all?

Food lube...

 

[Dago]

so, you don't put mustard, tomato, onions or anything else on your burger? And if mayo is so mild tasting, why even bother with it at all?

I don't find that lettuce, onions, or pickles cover up the flavor of the beef in a well made burger. Ketchup, which is the only condiment that I mentioned, does.

I like the flavor of well seasoned and well cooked beef. Ketchup has such a strong flavor I find that it covers that flavor up. Pretty much the same reason I don't put ketchup or steak sauce on a well made steak....I want to taste the meat. I hate ketchup on meatloaf as well

 

[Tapxe]

I don't find that lettuce, onions, or pickles cover up the flavor of the beef in a well made burger. Ketchup, which is the only condiment that I mentioned, does.

I like the flavor of well seasoned and well cooked beef. Ketchup has such a strong flavor I find that it covers that flavor up. Pretty much the same reason I don't put ketchup or steak sauce on a well made steak....I want to taste the meat. I hate ketchup on meatloaf as well

Not many people know, but the place credited with inventing the hamburger doesn't allow ketchup.

No ketchup allowed: Louis' Lunch insists you eat your burger their way

The legendary burger joint in New Haven, Connecticut has serious rules about what you can and can't have on your burger. This story comes to us from America’s Test Kitchen reporter Alex DiPalma and their podcast Proof.

www.splendidtable.org

 

[bigdaddysaints]

well, you go on with nasty mayo then..lol
But you can't tell me if you put lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, and mustard and mayo on a burger it doesn't alter the flavor. I mean, if you don't like ketchup, thats one thing. I usually only put ketchup on a burger and a hotdog. I don't typically use it on aything else like french fries, etc..

 

[Madmarsha]

Dukes!

Ohhhhh, THAT'S why this thread got bumped.

By the way, I have no idea if Miracle Whip is sweeter cos I've never had it.

 

[Semper]

I hate Ranch dressing. Can I put that here?

 

[BigOdin504]

Blue plate

 

[buzd]

I hate Ranch dressing. Can I put that here?

no