New Year’s Eve (1 Viewer)

New Year’s Eve?

  • Love it!

    Votes: 6 11.3%
  • Meh

    Votes: 46 86.8%
  • Hate it!

    Votes: 2 3.8%

  • Total voters
    53
Meh for me. When I DJ'd clubs and bottle service lounges out here in Dallas several years ago, it was fun to celebrate.

Since then, I pretty much chill with the fam and have a few drinks with my wife. We'll be doing some novelty fireworks with the kids tonight (nothing big, a few fountains, jumping jacks, smoke bombs, etc.).
 
We'll be doing some novelty fireworks with the kids tonight (nothing big, a few fountains, jumping jacks, smoke bombs, etc.).
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
 
I was actually typing this in my response and deleted it. That it doesn’t even happen during a season change where you can feel a shift in the atmosphere. Instead it’s in the dead of winter and cold and all I want to do in the cold is be inside in warm comfortable clothes.
People in Australia don't have this problem
 
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
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So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
How did you rememberize all that stuff?
 

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