Predict the next Training Camp Headline (2 Viewers)

[saint_drago]

This thread is very bad juju

I hear you and usually I would agree. But I assure you, there is nothing we can post here that is going to make this offseason any worse. Might as well have some fun with it.

 

[rob22278]

Cam Cleeland returns the bag of nickels he was hit with during the hazing incident during training camp

 

[Stew 2.0]

Taysom Hill is diagnosed with Multiple personality disorder due to all the different positions he has to play and is committed for thinking he now owns the team.

 

[msusaintsfan]

NFL admits they were wrong about Bountygate....suspends Payton again for the hell of it.

 

[Saintscuffy]

Saints sign Brandon Browner and Keenan Lewis to play cb.

 

[SRAddict]

Ian Book named starting qb

 

[boutrous]

The long snapper can only snap short now.

 

[Saint Greg]

Saints trade for Russell Wilson

 

[Covington Saint]

Jameis Winston has been paying stipends to 2nd, 3rd, and 4th stringers for dropping balls thrown by Taysom Hill.

 

[No2DC]

Saints trade for Russell Wilson

Um, but that's not bad.

 

[Joe Horn-et]

Andre Royal and his sock full of coins re-signed for league minimum

 

[Saint Greg]

Um, but that's not bad.

The title doesn't say it has to be bad.

 

[OutlawSaint]

SR Member rushes the field during practice to play CB. Who do y'all think would be most likely to do it?

 

[No2DC]

The title doesn't say it has to be bad.

True but it's kinda the theme

 

[Bill]

Toxic mold in the indoor practice field.