Predict the next Training Camp Headline (2 Viewers)

[Taker597]

Jameis Winston mistakenly refers to a scrum he observed at practice as a scrotum.

I would take his top 5 vegan recipes... As a solid Thursday News headlines.

 

[No2DC]

Coach Payton "Juicy Fruit no longer moves me. I'm a Hubba Bubba guy now."

The hypocrisy, please make it stop

 

[saints4eva]

To make that happen, ceedy has to make fun of his momma first.

In other news, 30 year old bartender, Boudreaux, wins position as CB/special teams ace with unlikely walk-on tryout: goes on to have story turned into inspirational Disney movie.

Yeah it's called
Unvincable

 

[B_doggman47]

Michael Thomas requests a trade.

 

[Taker597]

Edit wrong thread

 

[El Caliente]

Bees! They’re everywhere!

 

[kennydfresh]

Taysom Hill named Preseason WK1 starter.......HEADS EXPLODE!!!

 

[Taker597]

Taysom Hill named Preseason WK1 starter.......HEADS EXPLODE!!!

I feel like random heads exploding would take precedent over Taysom starting lol

 

[whodaresaydat]

Saints trade taysom and a few picks for Aaron Rodgers only for Aaron Rodgers to announce his retirement the next day.

 

[Mikezzz]

JPSO releases surveillance video from the Airline Drive Winn-Dixie of a 6'4" suspect wearing sunglasses, sweats and a Saints hoodie with a shopping cart full of stolen crab legs. He was last seen crossing Airline Drive heading in the direction of the Saints facility.

 

[Bill]

JPSO releases surveillance video from the Airline Drive Winn-Dixie of a 6'4" suspect wearing sunglasses, sweats and a Saints hoodie with a shopping cart full of stolen crab legs. He was last seen crossing Airline Drive heading in the direction of the Saints facility.

 

[VPCajun]

guidomerkinsrules found taped and gagged on the Practice Field goal post.​

(Ninja sash found nearby...)

Oh, cmon, this was a good one!

: - )

 

[Sailorsaint]

Tom Brady announces retirement, effective immediately. In other less important news, the Saints lose three more starters to self inflicted, avoidable mishaps.

 

[Snakehead]

Who picked "Ty Montgomery leaves on a cart"? They would've won this competition.