Predict the next Training Camp Headline (3 Viewers)

[Whodat GT]

Sean Payton belt-whipped by Junior Galette in parking lot.

 

[liveoakh]

Sean Payton belt-whipped by Junior Galette in parking lot.

Sean is a gangster, he would never be caught from behind by that nitwit!

 

[dutar76]

Saints hire Coach Pete as the new janitor.
Everybody gets "Free Swimmer" avatars.

 

[msusaintsfan]

Coach Payton "Juicy Fruit no longer moves me. I'm a Hubba Bubba guy now."

 

[Tater]

Ceasar's strips superdome and and turns it into a casino forcing the saint to move to Galveston

 

[JvilleJoe]

We clearly needed some levity as all the news we have gotten this off season has been bad. Keep the comments coming.

 

[DerrickB]

Ken Crawley's outstanding production during training camp has been exposed. He get's busted for PEDs and is suspended for the first four games of the season.

 

[Excelsior88]

Saints waterboy makes impressive diving catch on a ball thrown out of bounds. He's then given a tryout at both WR and corner positions.

To make that happen, ceedy has to make fun of his momma first.

In other news, 30 year old bartender, Boudreaux, wins position as CB/special teams ace with unlikely walk-on tryout: goes on to have story turned into inspirational Disney movie.

 

[J.T.]

Ceedy Duce get's punched again. This time by Andrus Peat. Lol
Peat joins MT13 and starts to put out cryptic tweets.

Peat then breaks his hand and is out for the season.

 

[BooBirdSaint]

Payton injuries his groin, gets misdiagnosed by team Drs (they diagnose as a hang nail), gets into a Twitter war with scooter (over designated parking at the facility) and he retires...

 

[Saint Dupree]

Ceedy Duce actually likes people

 

[Taker597]

Peat then breaks his hand and is out for the season.

We are asking for new headlines. Not our average Tuesday...

 

[NatureBoy]

Ex draft picks Jonathan Sullivan, Shawn Knight and Russell Erxleben signed to sure up DL and K positions.

Jim Mora, old now and with no filter, graduates from saying diddly poo during an interview about the Saints.

Larry Burton hired as assistant WR's coach with a main focus of teaching players how to catch with their hands.

CGJ and MT are ordered to attend anger management classes taught by Kyle Turley.

Bobby Hebert declares he's coming out of retirement, demands Saints sign him and his former USFL WR Anthony Carter. Says if they don't do it, he will ask even more questions during post practice interviews.

John Mecom Jr. announces that he has reached an agreement to purchase the Saints from Gayle Benson.

In non football, Saints related news, Rita Benson announces candidacy for Miss Congeniality contest.

 

[PBsWhodat]

"SR poster permanently BANNED for summoning the gods of ironic retribution"
and a related headline "Goodell gets contract extension and renewed vote of confidence from NFL owners"

In all seriousness....I get what you're saying....what else can you do but laugh. SMDH...

yeah because at this point every time I get an updated from bleacher report I close my eyes.

 

[Saint Kamara]

Jameis Winston mistakenly refers to a scrum he observed at practice as a scrotum.