Predict the next Training Camp Headline (1 Viewer)

[Judge_Smails]

Saints rehire the trainer that ran over Adrian McPherson.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Morten Andersen comes out of retirement to kick for the Saints, immediately breaks hip in first practice.

 

[thenewpac]

Joe Horn is sleeping with Willie Roaf's wife

 

[Westbank4Life]

Joe Horn is STILL sleeping with Willie Roaf's wife

Fixed!

 

[RaginCajun83]

Jim Haslett hired as linebackers coach consultant

 

[brandon8283]

Mike Thomas fires back: "I always answer the phone if it's under the goalpost!"

 

[VPCajun]

guidomerkinsrules found taped and gagged on the Practice Field goal post.​

(Ninja sash found nearby...)

 

[USM_Black_&_Gold_Saint]

CSP starts choking on a piece of Juicy Fruit. New medical staff member, Haysom Till, somehow performing every single job for the medical staff, runs over to give the Heimlich. CSP promptly poops himself from the force, but relief soon turns to worry as not one team member can smell anything.

 

[nakadish]

How about, "A giant sinkhole suddenly opens up and swallows the entire Saints team".

 

[Mississippi Saints Fan]

Saints waterboy makes impressive diving catch on a ball thrown out of bounds. He's then given a tryout at both WR and corner positions.

 

[TheNOLAGirl]

Mike Thomas tweets something again, is traded the next day

 

[DerrickB]

Ceedy Duce get's punched again. This time by Andrus Peat. Lol
Peat joins MT13 and starts to put out cryptic tweets.

 

[Hedon James]

With the news of P-Rob randomly retiring today, let’s play a game and laugh at our pain. Who wants to predict the next headline from Saints camp?

"SR poster permanently BANNED for summoning the gods of ironic retribution"
and a related headline "Goodell gets contract extension and renewed vote of confidence from NFL owners"

In all seriousness....I get what you're saying....what else can you do but laugh. SMDH...

 

[saintsmarchin]

Alvin Kamara retires, becomes a Nascar Driver.

 

[Covington Saint]

Drew Brees arrives at camp, speculation of a return.