Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear (3 Viewers)

[guidomerkinsrules]

Just need to think like a maverick to take out a goose…

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[faceman]

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These gentle giants also have twice the bite force of a lion. Who are these 6% idiots who want to challenge them?

 

[Optimus Prime]

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These gentle giants also have twice the bite force of a lion. Who are these 6% idiots who want to challenge them?

The gorilla is 8%

 

[bclemms]

I know a guy that looks like me, same height, build, and everything - even has the same name and birthday as me, weird I know. Well, that guy got his arse absolutely terrorized and whipped by a gaggle of geese. I was embarrassed for him.




This thread has tremendous potential, btw.

I spoke nothing of Geese. I only mentioned Goose. Even though, after many childhood battles with them while fishing I have come to the conclusion their only real power is the power of fear. I'm pretty sure nature's testosterone levels rank something like this.

1. Male Goose
2. Female Goose
3. Bull Shark

Bread amplifies #1 and #2. If the goose bite had any sort of power or sharp teeth humans would fail to exist and Stephen King's book on birds would be classified as non-fiction.

 

[Sailorsaint]

6% of humans have a death wish. No human can take this punch



Mike Tyson offered 10 grand to a zoo security guard to fight a gorilla. Thankfully, the guard had common sense.
A gorilla will rip your head off. A grizzly has 1600 PSI in a paw swipe. That will break the spine of any feline or human
on earth.

word to the wise. Don't bang your chest at a silverback. It's a challenge you won't win .

I think I need to speak with Andrea for some follow up questions...

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

About 10 years ago I was dog sitting for my mom. She had a shih tzu. 11lbs. I took her on a trail walk and let her off-leash. At one point she took off running and I tried to catch her. I couldn’t.

I can’t out-run a shih tzu, I most definitely can’t out-run a bear.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

About 10 years ago I was dog sitting for my mom. She had a shih tzu. 11lbs. I took her on a trail walk and let her off-leash. At one point she took off running and I tried to catch her. I couldn’t.

I can’t out-run a shih tzu, I most definitely can’t out-run a bear.

You can play dead with a bear though and it'll lose interest so one can survive a bear attack. Beating it though in a fight is entirely different.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

You can play dead with a bear though and it'll lose interest so one can survive a bear attack. Beating it though in a fight is entirely different.

I hadn’t even gotten to the fight part. I would lose the race & be mauled to death.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I hadn’t even gotten to the fight part. I would lose the race & be mauled to death.

Well that's why you skip the race and just pretend to be dead, then when it turns its back to you you can hop on it's back and slice its throat.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Well that's why you skip the race and just pretend to be dead, then when it turns its back to you you can hop on it's back and slice its throat.

Hahaha. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You’re on the sauce early today.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Hahaha. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You’re on the sauce early today.

Nope, no sauce and no weed either. I'm naturally crazy.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A gorilla will rip your head off. A grizzly has 1600 PSI in a paw swipe. That will break the spine of any feline or human
on earth.

word to the wise. Don't bang your chest at a silverback. It's a challenge you won't win .

Only guy with a chance

 

[Brad Mojo]

Where is the arena, and how do we sign up?

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Where is the arena, and how do we sign up?

The zoo, just hop in and we'll live stream it.

 

[faceman]

You can play dead with a bear though and it'll lose interest so one can survive a bear attack. Beating it though in a fight is entirely different.

No, the best advice is to slowly walk away and do not run. Running away is a sign of a prey animal. Humans are not
usually on a bears menu. The most dangerous ones are females with cubs. Running away will trigger the predator
instinct. It was mentioned earlier,but Usain Bolt can't outrun a bear.


I'm no bear expert. My dad managed a campground in Cooper Landing AK. in his retirement years. This was the advice
given to him from park rangers.