TIL: Today I Learned... (2 Viewers)

[Tapxe]

TIL that there is such a thing as a sexual fetish for sneezes

Never heard of it, but involuntary muscle contractions.

Think about it.

 

[Dago]

Never heard of it, but involuntary muscle contractions.

Think about it.

Yes but in this case it's just observing it

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

TIL that there is such a thing as a sexual fetish for sneezes

it's a gateway to Donkey Punches

 

[Dago]

TIL Steven Seagal recorded and released a song called Strut where is sings in a fake Jamaican accent



Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

 

[zeetes]

TIL Steven Seagal recorded and released a song called Strut where is sings in a fake Jamaican accent



Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

who else has seen steven segal perform? '97 or so at the palace cinemas in elmwood for some movie premiere. this is why i am in therapy.

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

TIL that there was once a girl member of Beastie Boys.. like, not just for a minute but for several years when the band first started . she’s now a tv producer for James Corden and The Talk amongst others.. but im checking out the documentary Beastie Boys Story from a few years ago and discovered that factoid .

 

[DaveXA]

TIL that there was once a girl member of Beastie Boys.. like, not just for a minute but for several years when the band first started . she’s now a tv producer for James Corden and The Talk amongst others.. but im checking out the documentary Beastie Boys Story from a few years ago and discovered that factoid .

Interesting. Had no idea.

 

[Tapxe]

TIL voting by mail dates back ~160 years.

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/24/nx-s1-5060433/voting-by-mail-history-absentee-smithsonian-national-postal-museum

“We thought with this presidential election coming up in 2024, there could be no better place than the National Postal Museum to have an exhibit where we talk about voting by mail and how it's not a new thing. It's been around for over 160 years in various forms.”

 

[Swampy Saint]

TIL Steven Seagal recorded and released a song called Strut where is sings in a fake Jamaican accent



Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

 

[DJ1BigTymer]

TIL Steven Seagal recorded and released a song called Strut where is sings in a fake Jamaican accent



Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

Ok...Now, what can I do to unlearn this?????????

 

[Dago]

Ok...Now, what can I do to unlearn this?????????

If I have to go through the rest of my life knowing this imma drag you all kicking and screaming with me

 

[Tapxe]

If I have to go through the rest of my life knowing this imma drag you all kicking and screaming with me

I didn't watch the first pass on the thread. I'd forgotten until it was quoted. Still haven't watched so like my chances.

This might help you guys tho.

 

[UpHere]

that i need a new hip... I'm on a list now, should be about a year, kinda scared about surgery, have never had an operation - will be nice to actually function normally again though

well... i have a new hip - that was faster than expected, usually you have to wait a year + for our "free" canadian healthcare providers just to give you a consultation - i kinda had a fairytale joint replacement journey i guess, 6 months start to end (not really ending yet though... this hurts like a mother)

5 days since surgery, prescribed Oxy is about to run out (prolly for the best i guess?) and can't sleep more than an hour or two at a time, have a 2 week-doctors visit to make sure all is good coming up, then a 6 week visit with the surgeon... until then i'm not supposed to do anything... 6 WEEKS - can't even drive!! and then, get this... supposed to have ANOTHER 6 weeks of rehab and doing nothing.

This is just yelling into the void, i have tv series and puzzles and games and all this stuff to fill time, but I ALSO shouldn't have alcohol with these meds - which is the worst thing the doc could have said in front of my wife 3 months... at one point in my life that would have been like winning the lottery

I have a wheeled walker to use at home when no one's home (my daughter saw it and started sniggering) and i want to launch these crutches into the sun already... apologies, hope everyone is sleeping peacefully

 

[saintmdterps]

well... i have a new hip - that was faster than expected, usually you have to wait a year + for our "free" canadian healthcare providers just to give you a consultation - i kinda had a fairytale joint replacement journey i guess, 6 months start to end (not really ending yet though... this hurts like a mother)

5 days since surgery, prescribed Oxy is about to run out (prolly for the best i guess?) and can't sleep more than an hour or two at a time, have a 2 week-doctors visit to make sure all is good coming up, then a 6 week visit with the surgeon... until then i'm not supposed to do anything... 6 WEEKS - can't even drive!! and then, get this... supposed to have ANOTHER 6 weeks of rehab and doing nothing.

This is just yelling into the void, i have tv series and puzzles and games and all this stuff to fill time, but I ALSO shouldn't have alcohol with these meds - which is the worst thing the doc could have said in front of my wife 3 months... at one point in my life that would have been like winning the lottery

I have a wheeled walker to use at home when no one's home (my daughter saw it and started sniggering) and i want to launch these crutches into the sun already... apologies, hope everyone is sleeping peacefully

Surgeons are all alike, they never tell you all of the effects of said surgery, lest most opt NOT the have said surgery. Most folks seem to get favorable outcomes from hip replacement, but the journey to that end can be somewhat arduous. Good luck, and I hope you think it's worth it once you feel better.

Did they put you on hip precautions?

 

[Sailorsaint]

well... i have a new hip - that was faster than expected, usually you have to wait a year + for our "free" canadian healthcare providers just to give you a consultation - i kinda had a fairytale joint replacement journey i guess, 6 months start to end (not really ending yet though... this hurts like a mother)

5 days since surgery, prescribed Oxy is about to run out (prolly for the best i guess?) and can't sleep more than an hour or two at a time, have a 2 week-doctors visit to make sure all is good coming up, then a 6 week visit with the surgeon... until then i'm not supposed to do anything... 6 WEEKS - can't even drive!! and then, get this... supposed to have ANOTHER 6 weeks of rehab and doing nothing.

This is just yelling into the void, i have tv series and puzzles and games and all this stuff to fill time, but I ALSO shouldn't have alcohol with these meds - which is the worst thing the doc could have said in front of my wife 3 months... at one point in my life that would have been like winning the lottery

I have a wheeled walker to use at home when no one's home (my daughter saw it and started sniggering) and i want to launch these crutches into the sun already... apologies, hope everyone is sleeping peacefully

I'm not looking forward to it at all. It's inevitable, but I'm procrastinating, sort of, because I can't afford to be laid up atm. Probably after the new year I'll be in the same boat as you.