Well this is lame (I have to go to a SB party) (1 Viewer)

[superchuck500]

I was fully committed to not watching the game. I don’t care who wins and I don’t want to watch it. I have zero interest and watching the game - that we should have been in - would just suck.

I don’t live in New Orleans anymore, so I’m not surrounded by Saints fans. And we moved into a new neighborhood less than two years ago - still making friends and all that business. Friday night my wife tells me we got invited to a Super Bowl party - and we’re going.

So it’s basicslly a social obligation that I have to go and most likely have to watch this damn game.

Any suggestions?

 

[Madmarsha]

Drink a lot, make an absolute fool of yourself, you'll never be invited to anymore lame parties. *micdrop*

 

[SystemShock]

Ask them if they really want to have a Saints fan watching that game with them?
They'll ask you not to go.

 

[Saints 4 life]

I would have laughed in the wife's face and told her have fun.

 

[St. Aaron]

Filibuster. If that fails...

 

[TenTwo]

I live in Florida, have only lived in the area for two years and am still building friends...I was invited to the Superbowl today and I told my wife she could go without me.

Stand behind your convictions man.

Edit- but since you didn't win this negotiation with your wife, your next play is to suddenly fall ill or something else believable. Just stay in the bathroom for an hour making moaning noises.

 

[zatsnzapps]

Just passively-aggressive sigh at every play, throw in a few grunts, and every so often mutter something under your breath, like, "the Saints would've stopped that" or "Drew Brees would've thrown that much better."

 

[superchuck500]

I would have laughed in the wife's face and told her have fun.

I tried that. She gave me the “grow up” look.

 

[superchuck500]

Just passively-aggressive sigh at every play, throw in a few grunts, and every so often mutter something under your breath, like, "the Saints would've stopped that" or "Drew Brees would've thrown that much better."

I’m gonna wear a Brees jersey

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Put on the bird box eye cover before you go in
Then randomly ask who’s winning the puppy bowl- try to bet some one the golden retriever will score before the rat terrier

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I tried that. She gave me the “grow up” look.

“Make me”

 

[GrandAdmiral]

You're a lawyer. You should've already thought of something.

If not, I know a good divorce lawyer.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

Sneak in a Universal Remote Controller and stealthily change the channel after each commercial break.

 

[KCWhoDat]

I was fully committed to not watching the game. I don’t care who wins and I don’t want to watch it. I have zero interest and watching the game - that we should have been in - would just suck.

I don’t live in New Orleans anymore, so I’m not surrounded by Saints fans. And we moved into a new neighborhood less than two years ago - still making friends and all that business. Friday night my wife tells me we got invited to a Super Bowl party - and we’re going.

So it’s basicslly a social obligation that I have to go and most likely have to watch this damn game.

Any suggestions?

Go drink a huge glass of water ?. Make sure you are within earshot of your wife. Say I’m getting sick and RUN to the bathroom. Stick your finger down your throat and well you know the rest. It has always worked for me. Especially in HS...

 

[Saints 4 life]

I tried that. She gave me the “grow up” look.

Next step...