Random thoughts of 25-35 year old people (1 Viewer)

[steltz02]

awesome

 

[AbsolutJules]

I made that decision when the Saints beat the Vikings. Except that's been for 2 weeks now.

Amen to that. Your gameday countdown gives me butterflies!!!

 

[BBSaint]

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

This is true. I was reading about something similar to this on another site and the question was posed about how kids all over the country knew, without explanation, what the games (sensitive people, please excuse the title) "Smear the queer" or "Five Hundred" were.

The site had emails from everywhere in the country and they all played those and other games with the same name as well.

 

[BBSaint]

I think so, but everyone had their own method. I wouldn't let my friends do it. Only I could fix mine. I put it inside my shirt and blew because for some reason I thought it would filter the dust storm coming out of my mouth. ??

Says the CD toilet paper flusher

 

[saintstigers3]

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option....my reply...I am not scared to drive through a Ghetto, I used to live not too far from the Sonya Quarters in Alexandria, and used to drive through that alot, driven through rougher parts of Baton Rouge, New Orleans and Houston, its all about how you carry yourself, can't act like a scary person and immediately start locking car doors, that isn't going to stop a bullet anyways.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me....my reply...I hate this with a passion when they tell a story and tell where they think they are better than you.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.....my reply...Very True.

-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? my reply....gas and matches, and watch the explosion

-That's enough, Nickelback...my reply...I do like some nickleback

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger...my reply..Very True, love my nap times

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?....my reply...never got into the facebook thing.

-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.....my reply....glad I wasn't the only one who did this with my nintendo.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font....my reply....Very true, lots of feelings get hurt on message boards cause someone is just joking with someone.

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it...my reply.....I am like that now.

-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?...my reply, I just use regular sheets you gotta tuck into the foot of the bed.

-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take
2 trips to bring my groceries in...my reply...who the heck wants to make more trips than you absolutely have too, I have been known to use a cart or wheelbarrow if i have more than i could carry at one time.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die....my reply....gotta delete the porn sites.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text...my reply...I am actually pretty good at text driving, I do this way more than i should.

- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if You blow at it....my reply..gotta find some way to make girls drunk.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"....my reply....OMG too true I do this alot

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger....my reply...also very true

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart"....my reply...its good to be book smart, but in my opinion I rather have more common sense and street smarts and you will survive longer.

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said...my reply...2 or 3

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!....I went to my best friends funeral a couple of years ago, and people was passing up the funeral procession, so we blocked both lanes so they couldn't pass us.

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot.
Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"......my reply...I would say something like " G as in Gee Whiz, I wish I could think of a common word with the letter G.

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it....thanks Mario Kart......my reply..I used to love this game, but I also seen what that banana peel did the the O'Doyle's in Billy Madison that was brutal.

- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood....my reply...I feel the same way

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water....my reply...I have to get it to the right temp before I will step foot in it.

-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired...my reply..probably when I was a kid.

- Bad decisions make good stories...my reply....very true.

-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!....my reply again never really got into the facebook thing.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous?
Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....my reply....I never been the shy kid, wouldn't be a problem for me.

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day...my reply..probably when I am suppose to be running radar or whatever, but in reality I am in the car catching a nap.

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection....my reply..to late we got Blu-Ray.

-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far...my reply..I am a notorious for leaning back my chair on 2 legs used to drive my mom crazy.

-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to...my reply..don't use word that much.

-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV.
There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this.
It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room.
Will we still be friends after this?'......well if its my remote for my TV, they don't like what I am watching than screw them they can go and watch what they want at their own house.

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?...my reply.....this drives me crazy, I hate that also

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste....my reply...no matter if you see anyone of importance or not never know what impression your making on a stanger and if you and that stranger will not be strangers the rest of your life, but that stranger remembers you from when they first saw you.

-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking....my reply.....I am what I am, if you don't like who I am, then don't let that door hit your booty on the way out.

-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes....my reply...I got a zune, but I feel ya on the shuffle, I do that too.

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists...my reply don't see too many cyclists in the country..

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is...my reply.. I do this too, mostly when I am at work and I expect about 30 minutes or an hour has past and its only been about 5 mintues.

-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it....my reply...I know what to do with it, criminals can teach you alot about identity theft.

-It really ****** me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text..my reply...that don't bother me.

-I wonder if cops ever get ****** off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit....my reply...personal experience yes, yes we do especially when we are trying to go home, or responding to a call.

-I think the freezer deserves a light as well...my reply..my freezer does have a light in it.

-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay....my reply.. Jager bombs.

 

[See Hard]

Says the CD toilet paper flusher

at least I can tell my kids I was famous.