Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear (1 Viewer)

[kizzy821]

What if it was a beer stealing bear?

At that moment that guy was in the 6 percent

NSFW - one F bomb

He eased up out of there like Bruh Man from the fifth floor.

 

[Crzycjunx76]

What if it was a beer stealing bear?

At that moment that guy was in the 6 percent

NSFW - one F bomb

I know its "only" a black bear... but im letting the bear take it. Its daylight, the store is open, I can get more... if I cant drive companies like "Drizzly"(ironically bear themed) deliver.

Then maybe im calling animal control cause a daylight beer heist in the burbs is a bit too ballsy... bear needs to be relocated.

 

[Crzycjunx76]

Wild video shows drunk zoo visitor wrestling bear in exhibit

Wild video shows a drunk zoo visitor in Poland jumping into a bear enclosure and wrestling one of the animals, according to a report. The 23-year-old man was arrested for brawling the large brown b…

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[Optimus Prime]

Wild video shows drunk zoo visitor wrestling bear in exhibit

Wild video shows a drunk zoo visitor in Poland jumping into a bear enclosure and wrestling one of the animals, according to a report. The 23-year-old man was arrested for brawling the large brown b…

nypost.com

Shouldn’t that article be “Drunk zoo visitor dies while wrestling bear in exhibit “?

 

[rajncajn]

Wild video shows drunk zoo visitor wrestling bear in exhibit

Wild video shows a drunk zoo visitor in Poland jumping into a bear enclosure and wrestling one of the animals, according to a report. The 23-year-old man was arrested for brawling the large brown b…

nypost.com

"And faces additional penalties because he wasn't wearing a mask"

Everyone knows you've gotta wear your mask when wrestling bears. What was he thinking?

 

[sfidc3]

I know its "only" a black bear... but im letting the bear take it. Its daylight, the store is open, I can get more... if I cant drive companies like "Drizzly"(ironically bear themed) deliver.

Then maybe im calling animal control cause a daylight beer heist in the burbs is a bit too ballsy... bear needs to be relocated.

Naw, they were there first….leave them be and give them space and don’t leave food out (or beer I guess)….

 

[whodatbe]

This thread has delivered, but some day this bear has it coming....

 

[Optimus Prime]

This thread has delivered, but some day this bear has it coming....

Well, he's smarter than the average bear so you'd have to plan carefully

 

[faceman]

Naw, they were there first….leave them be and give them space and don’t leave food out (or beer I guess)….

Yep, Bears have an incredible sense of smell. If you live in bear country never leave food out.

I remember a discovery channel documentary about polar bears. They can smell a seal under 3 feet of ice. A male
can smell a female in heat 100 miles away.

 

[sfidc3]

Yep, Bears have an incredible sense of smell. If you live in bear country never leave food out.

I remember a discovery channel documentary about polar bears. They can smell a seal under 3 feet of ice. A male
can smell a female in heat 100 miles away.

The other thing about bears that a lot of folks don’t know….they smell awful….think wet dog rolling in poop times a thousand bad….I’ve smelled some of them before seeing them

 

[Eeyore]

Has anybody linked the video of the guy teasing a caged lion?

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We probably need a schadenfreude thread

Edit: What kind of zoo separates the public from a lion with a chain link fence?

 

[faceman]

The other thing about bears that a lot of folks don’t know….they smell awful….think wet dog rolling in poop times a thousand bad….I’ve smelled some of them before seeing them

We can take a shower they can't . Maybe the 6% is brave enough to give them a bath

 

[Eeyore]

AP News: California woman victim of rare predatory grizzly attack.

California woman victim of rare predatory grizzly attack

HELENA, Mont. (AP) — A California woman who was fatally mauled by a grizzly bear in western Montana last summer was the victim of a rare predatory attack by a bear that had learned to seek out human food and was likely attracted scents near her tent and others left behind from recent Independence Da

apnews.com

 

[Taurus]

AP News: California woman victim of rare predatory grizzly attack.

California woman victim of rare predatory grizzly attack

HELENA, Mont. (AP) — A California woman who was fatally mauled by a grizzly bear in western Montana last summer was the victim of a rare predatory attack by a bear that had learned to seek out human food and was likely attracted scents near her tent and others left behind from recent Independence Da

apnews.com

As Tim Treadwell learned, if a brown bear wants to eat you, he will.
99% of the time they just want you gone.

 

[Optimus Prime]

To be fair, it sounds like the bears probably didn't kill them, they just couldn't pass up a meal of roast human

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