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[efil4stnias]

 

[St. Widge]

 

[DJ1BigTymer]

That poor child won't fall asleep again!

 

[bigdaddysaints]

Proof that cats are buttholes!

I've always known people who say they have cats that are cute and cuddly..
I've had cats most of my life, and only one wasn't a butthole, but he was an exception.
his head got stuck in a cup when he was a few day old kitten and we thought he was blind from it, so we named him Stevie (Wonder). as he got older we realized he was not only mostly blind, but also completely deaf. but he was the nicest and coolest cat I've ever had. i miss ol Stevie Wonder..
he earned his name because he swung his head back and forth while he walked.
but every other cat has been a butthole. I'm convinced these people who say they have cuddly cats are just lying because the cat is threatening them to lie.. lol

 

[Tapxe]

I've always known people who say they have cats that are cute and cuddly..
I've had cats most of my life, and only one wasn't a butthole, but he was an exception.
his head got stuck in a cup when he was a few day old kitten and we thought he was blind from it, so we named him Stevie (Wonder). as he got older we realized he was not only mostly blind, but also completely deaf. but he was the nicest and coolest cat I've ever had. i miss ol Stevie Wonder..
he earned his name because he swung his head back and forth while he walked.
but every other cat has been a butthole. I'm convinced these people who say they have cuddly cats are just lying because the cat is threatening them to lie.. lol

Cats aren't for everyone. You earn their trust by eye contact and slow blink while looking away. They think you are a big dumb cat which is essentially true. And the slow blink look away of indifference is cat for it's cool bro. Let's chill.

You'll know you've arrived when they try to trip you. That's because you don't smell like the pack and that needs fixing.

Dogs can be complicated as well. They are much more accepting of our ignorance tho.

 

[Nisey55]

People like cats Because they are buttholes. Their attitudes are just mimic humans, the majority of which are buttholes.
The upside of having a cat is having someone to cuss at other than the people in their lives. They couldn't care less about what you say to them.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I've always known people who say they have cats that are cute and cuddly..
I've had cats most of my life, and only one wasn't a butthole, but he was an exception.
his head got stuck in a cup when he was a few day old kitten and we thought he was blind from it, so we named him Stevie (Wonder). as he got older we realized he was not only mostly blind, but also completely deaf. but he was the nicest and coolest cat I've ever had. i miss ol Stevie Wonder..
he earned his name because he swung his head back and forth while he walked.
but every other cat has been a butthole. I'm convinced these people who say they have cuddly cats are just lying because the cat is threatening them to lie.. lol

In my marriage, my two cats were/are female and very affectionate
My wife’s were aholes and males

 

[zeetes]

I've always known people who say they have cats that are cute and cuddly..
I've had cats most of my life, and only one wasn't a butthole, but he was an exception.
his head got stuck in a cup when he was a few day old kitten and we thought he was blind from it, so we named him Stevie (Wonder). as he got older we realized he was not only mostly blind, but also completely deaf. but he was the nicest and coolest cat I've ever had. i miss ol Stevie Wonder..
he earned his name because he swung his head back and forth while he walked.
but every other cat has been a butthole. I'm convinced these people who say they have cuddly cats are just lying because the cat is threatening them to lie.. lol

i miss my cat dingleberry. also, my cat eugene was the bomb dot com, but such an butt crevasse. we'd play hide and seek.

 

[LonghornSaint]

 

[bigdaddysaints]

my current butthole cat which is white (more off white), which if crazy because her mom was black and the dad was gray, and the other 4 kittens were either black or gray. she's looks like she has Siamese in her with her cross-eyed self.. (i rescued her from the warehouse i work at)
but her biggest butthole trait is when we are pulling in the driveway, she runs over and lays in the middle of the driveway. sometimes i have to actually get out of make her move. but it's like she knows the sound of our car and makes sure she runs out and does this.. she just wants us to know we need her permission to come home.. lol
we have a doggy door, so she has free range .

 

[St. Widge]

In my marriage, my two cats were/are female and very affectionate
My wife’s were aholes and males

Cats are all individuals but the males do tend to be butt crevasses where as the females tend to be nicer and more affectionate. My male cat is actually very affectionate but he is also an butt crevasse. My females range from hold me and love me to I love you and you must pet me when I say but don't pick me up.

I grew up with dogs and didn't get cats at all. But I ended up with a couple strays 5 years ago and I finally got them. I respect cats because they make you earn their love and respect. Dogs just love anyone who gives them food or attention.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

My male cat is actually very affectionate but he is also an butt crevasse.

Yeah our boys were kinda like that- like being out with your best friend and meeting up with his drunk cousin- he’s hilarious and huggy, but is also going to drag you into a fight over spilling someone’s beer

 

[zeetes]

Cats are all individuals but the males do tend to be butt crevasses where as the females tend to be nicer and more affectionate. My male cat is actually very affectionate but he is also an butt crevasse. My females range from hold me and love me to I love you and you must pet me when I say but don't pick me up.

I grew up with dogs and didn't get cats at all. But I ended up with a couple strays 5 years ago and I finally got them. I respect cats because they make you earn their love and respect. Dogs just love anyone who gives them food or attention.

you are a good person.

 

[DJ1BigTymer]

 

[St. Widge]

Yeah our boys were kinda like that- like being out with your best friend and meeting up with his drunk cousin- he’s hilarious and huggy, but is also going to drag you into a fight over spilling someone’s beer

One of my best friends is the guy who drags you into a fight by drunkely spilling someone's beer. But, I get your point.