Texas, the new Florida (1 Viewer)

[Devildog]

The roads may be nice at the Texas state border crossing, but you better hold on to your arse once you get off the interstate. TXDOT is a forking joke.

 

[Eeyore]

Mississippi has entered the chat.

Mississippi man accused of biting someone's nose off

BAY ST. LOUIS, Miss. (AP) — A Mississippi man is out on bond after being accused of biting a person’s nose off Monday night. The incident occurred in the Hollywood Casino parking lot in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi. Police officers responded to a complaint of an assault and arrived to find a...

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What's the protein to fat ratio of a human nose?

 

[Tapxe]

What's the protein to fat ratio of a human nose?

 

[antipop]

What's the protein to fat ratio of a human nose?

with or without boogers??

 

[mambodeath]

Mississippi has entered the chat.

Mississippi man accused of biting someone's nose off

BAY ST. LOUIS, Miss. (AP) — A Mississippi man is out on bond after being accused of biting a person’s nose off Monday night. The incident occurred in the Hollywood Casino parking lot in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi. Police officers responded to a complaint of an assault and arrived to find a...

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Technically that part of Mississippi used to be Florida

 

[Eeyore]

with or without boogers??

That's just more protein. What's the nutritional content for blackheads?

 

[Eeyore]

Man Threatened Doctor Who Cares For Gender Nonconforming Children, U.S. Says

A Texas man left a voice mail message threatening to kill the Boston-based doctor, prosecutors said.

www.nytimes.com

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I live in Montgomery county (just north of Houston) we missed the boil water advisory by one mile. We are on a different system than our lessors south of the 99.

Coming home yesterday from New Orleans I was incredibly happy to cross over from Louisiana into Texas. The difference in road quality is night and day different. I forgot just how bad the streets in SELA were.

It shows it’s better to build roads over a pit of h*ll than a swamp

 

[El Caliente]

It shows it’s better to build roads over a pit of h*ll than a swamp

I’ll take it.

I will say this, I hope to never hear another Texan say “don’t California my Texas” after what I witnessed this past Wednesday. They opened an In and Out (a California hamburger restaurant) a couple of blocks away from our company’s satellite office here in the Woodlands (north of Houston).

Leaving work that evening the line to get into that I&O stretched about 100 cars long, and passed by a Torchys tacos (a Texas taco chain). People might say Nickleback sucks, but Nickleback didn’t accidentally sell millions of records if you catch what I’m saying.


Now for your moment of Zen.

'Reckless driver' turns out to be dog behind wheel of Texas parking lot crash

“He apparently got a little antsy and bounced around the cab setting this truck in motion,” officials shared.

www.fox4news.com

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I’ll take it.

I will say this, I hope to never hear another Texan say “don’t California my Texas” after what I witnessed this past Wednesday. They opened an In and Out (a California hamburger restaurant) a couple of blocks away from our company’s satellite office here in the Woodlands (north of Houston).

Leaving work that evening the line to get into that I&O stretched about 100 cars long, and passed by a Torchys tacos (a Texas taco chain). People might say Nickleback sucks, but Nickleback didn’t accidentally sell millions of records if you catch what I’m saying.


Now for your moment of Zen.

'Reckless driver' turns out to be dog behind wheel of Texas parking lot crash

“He apparently got a little antsy and bounced around the cab setting this truck in motion,” officials shared.

www.fox4news.com

And Taco Bell outsells any good to great Mexican restaurant- not sure what point that proves

 

[El Caliente]

And Taco Bell outsells any good to great Mexican restaurant- not sure what point that proves

That drunk people eat too?

 

[Sailorsaint]

That drunk people eat too?

Del Taco…

 

[El Caliente]

Del Taco…

Del is regional, by comparison the Bell is Mr. Worlwide.

 

[Sailorsaint]

Del is regional, by comparison the Bell is Mr. Worlwide.

But Bell has nothing on Del …. Gastrointestinally.

 

[gboudx]

>>I will say this, I hope to never hear another Texan say “don’t California my Texas”

Its ironic. The people who are most likely to say this, probably voted for the governor who has courted many Cali companies to relocate to Texas.