PSA - get your colonoscopy (2 Viewers)

[GrandAdmiral]

Man scaping…. Yes, no? If yes how far?

Dude, they're going up your rear. Unless you have a forest back there you should be good.

 

[Semper]

I hope you guys realize this was meant to be a little humor about an uncomfortable event lol

 

[faceman]

I hope you guys realize this was meant to be a little humor about an uncomfortable event lol

We gotcha . That said, the procedure is the easy part. The prep the night before is what sucks.
Be prepared to spend a lot of time on the throne. My Dr. had me use miralax

 

[Semper]

We gotcha . That said, the procedure is the easy part. The prep the night before is what sucks.
Be prepared to spend a lot of time on the throne. My Dr. had me use miralax

I have a tray table, a 32” smart tv, a cigar and an ash tray lol.

My brother said that the woman doing the procedure would have me on my stomach. I said no way. I am on my back and she is going to look me in the eyes while she violates me. None of this face down arse up crap for my first time.

 

[faceman]

I have a tray table, a 32” smart tv, a cigar and an ash tray lol.

My brother said that the woman doing the procedure would have me on my stomach. I said no way. I am on my back and she is going to look me in the eyes while she violates me. None of this face down arse up crap for my first time.

You're not gonna have a choice when the anesthesia kicks in

 

[Semper]

Well this isn’t fun at all. And I am just over half way through drinking this stuff. I set up a tv in the bathroom…

 

[GrandAdmiral]

And I am just over half way through drinking this stuff.

You got the big jug to drink? I had that the various first one I had.

When I had this last one, I had to drink this prescription that was no more than the size of a bottle of water (although I had to drink a second some time later).

 

[Semper]

You got the big jug to drink? I had that the various first one I had.

When I had this last one, I had to drink this prescription that was no more than the size of a bottle of water (although I had to drink a second some time later).

Yeah. Huge jug. 2 pills for nausea. At first the taste didn’t really bother me but now that I am close to the bottom…. It’s disgustingly sweet.

 

[Semper]

The jug is empty. Thank God…

 

[rail]

Fun part should be kicking in.

 

[Semper]

Fun part should be kicking in.

We have to two vastly different concepts of fun.

 

[SaintRob]

The jug is empty. Thank God…

Next time ask for Clenpiq. It tastes like a saltier gatorade, but it's only two 5.4 oz size bottles. You make up the volume by drinking several 8 oz glasses of plain water after drinking one 5.4 oz bottle at the beginning of your prep and then one a few hours before your procedure. In the "end" it's the same results though.

 

[FLEA]

When I was being wheeled in the last thing I remember the Doc saying to me was...."Relax, I learned this technique in prison.".

 

[GrandAdmiral]

Next time ask for Clenpiq.

Thanks. I couldn't remember the name. But you're correct about the effects.

 

[DaveXA]

We have to two vastly different concepts of fun.

Pretty sure that's the joke.